AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

[angelbeth]

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage
will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by using the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself
and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the
pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct
Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal
until you get to know them.

Thought: for the Day...
Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good
for anything, but they Bring a smile to your face
when pushed down the stairs

[bartongrl1]

Rofl the last was the best.

[mike234]

LMAO

[ClassyTouch]

ROFLMAO!!!

[angelbeth]

I am glad you all liked this one lol