yellow24

[nitarae]

This bloke was feeling off for a long time and finally decides to go to the doctors. The doctor did tests and said, "I'm afraid it's bad news mate, you've got yellow 24, a rare disease, and you will be dead within 24 hours."
The man goes home and tells his wife and starts pacing up and down... up and down.. Finally the wife has had enough and says, "right you get your coat I'm taking you to bingo to get your mind off this."
At the bingo the man wins every game going. Even the national. The caller gets him up on stage to present his national cheque and says, "What do you think ladies and gentlemen, is this the luckiest guy in the UK or what?"
The guy says, "Lucky!?! Listen mate I've got yellow 24."
To which the caller replies, "Would you believe it folks? He's only gone and won the raffle as well!"